Time to Offend the Stupidly Religious People

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WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
*RIPS DOWN STOCKINGS*
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
*DROP KICKS PRESENTS*
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
*PUNCHES SANTA*
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
*TACKLES CHRISTMAS TREE*

It's like having a rotting corpse in your house, but the corpse of a tree. It's dead, and then you humiliate it even further by hanging ornaments all over it like, "Fuck you".
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TheMedicus's avatar
Eh, none of the religious can get too offended at that; none of that makes up the religious aspects of Christmas, anyway. However, I can sure think of a few consumerists who might call you a crazy environmentalist... :p